Unsolicited Opinionation
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Game Developer Tycoon

I’ve recently started playing this game called “Game Dev Tycoon.” It is a simulation game where you step into the shoes of a game developer to create and manage your own development company. I would like to share a little bit about some of my more memorable titles.

Dicks & Dragons (1989)


Critically and commercially successful, D&D is when games ceased to be just a form of entertainment and migrated into the realm of art.

If Hitler was a Jew (1991)

I will admit, MAYBE making this game an action game wasn’t the best design choice, and MAYBE the public wasn’t quite ready for the kinds of questions that were asked by this narrative. However, as All Games’ review of “Disappointing” makes clear, this type of game is still desired, but maybe needs a better execution.

Washington Werewolf (1996)

Looking to capitalize on successful franchises, such as Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, our design team asked, “What other Presidents led secret lives?” Most people know of George Washington as our first president and hero of the revolution, but not many know that he was a lycanthrope. In this game you have to lead the revolution while balancing your need to feed by moonlight. A commercial and critical success.

Castlevania: Vietnam (2006)

Not all games are successful. Not all games are good. Sometimes they’re just guys with whips running around the jungles of Vietnam being an idiot.

The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
Eden Phillpotts (via ryandonato)

humortrain:

pleatedjeanshad to do a return today.

Comedy Week

Comedy week, Youtube? I got news for you, every week is comedy week when my ex-wife has naked photos of me.

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
Wayne Gretzky/Drunk sorority sister
Normal human interaction

Normal human interaction

(Source: danieltflynn)

Bag of dicks

  • Mike: My butt hurts
  • Sabrina: Stop puttin stuff in it
  • Mike: I can't. I need your help. I need you to stuff this bag of dicks up my butt
  • Sabrina: That's all I've ever wanted out of this relationship. Just a bag of dicks up your ass.